A ‘Holiday Story’ in Two Voices
ME:
Twas the week before Christmas and all through the house.
Not a creature was stirring, especially THIS big louse.
All cozy in my jammies and parked on the couch.
I sit and watch football, eat chili, and grouch.
I grouch about this and I grouch about that.
I drink coca colas and yell at the cat.
I grouch about being lazy and getting too fat.
My running shoes dusty I don?t even know where they?re at.
CONSCIENCE:
But wait? what about Happier, Healthier Me?
Its week fifty one and you?re almost finished you see.
Get your butt off the couch and quit yelling at the cat.
Back away from the table and put the potato chips back.
This year is almost over, so don?t give up now.
You?ve got to keep moving and focus somehow.
Just think of all the good things you have done over this year.
More happy and healthy, man get your head clear!
ME:
Your right, what am I thinking, I?ve got to keep going!
But its warm inside and soon it will be snowing!
And I hate the cold weather and know I will feel better,
In my ?Stiller?s? jammies and parked on the leather.
CONSCIOUS:
THAT?S IT? I?VE HAD IT?.GET OFF OF YOUR TAIL!
AND GET IN THE TRUCK, WE ARE GOING TO THE BIKE TRAIL!
AND I DON?T REALLY CARE IF IT?S BEEN A LONG WHILE!
WE ARE GOING OUT THERE RIGHT NOW TO AT LEAST DO THREE MILES!
ME:
OKAY, OKAY, BUT I AM ONLY DOING THREE!
IT?S COLD AND IT?S RAINING AND I AM NOT FEELING IT SEE?
CONSCIENCE:
JUST SHUT UP, PUT YOUR SHOES ON AND GET IN THE TRUCK!
SOME DAY YOU WILL THANK ME FOR NOT LISTENING TO THIS YUCK!
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ME:
ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT, QUIT YELLING AT ME!
I?M GOING, I?M GOING, I GOING YOU SEE!
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CONSCIENCE:
Okay good??.who?s driving?
Hey everyone, from me and my family, and all my Sport and Spine Rehab family, we wish you and your families a Happy Hanukkah, a Merry Christmas, Happy Kwanzaa, and just Happy Holidays in general!
It?s been a great year!
And hey if you are looking for a really cool gift for someone this year, check out Potomac River Running?s 2015 Race Pass for $110 which will let your giftee pick four races they want to run and could save up to $100! And hurry, you only have until the end of the year!? Here is the link.
And in fact I am going to give away one of these passes to one lucky person who ?likes? this post and ?likes? our SSR Fan page too!
So if you are a fan, ?like? this post and maybe you will win a 2015 PRR Race Pass to help get you motivated! I will post the winner on our Sport and Spine Rehab Facebook Fan Page on Christmas Eve!
(Family not eligible put it on your Christmas list. And SSR and PRR staff too!)
And thanks for your Toys for Tots support again this year!
Thanks for looking and have a great weekend!
Curt Christiansen
Chief Operating Officer
Sport and Spine Rehab
